Get ready —
it's Bali, baby.
Five days, four nights, one villa, all of us. Minimum work. Maximum chill. The plan is — there is no plan.
It's all about youse.
This retreat's going to be the best one we've run. Helluva year behind us — so we've sorted a cracker villa, a few rad things, and a whole lot of nothing-in-particular. Buckle up.
Same as always, except this year the plan is there is no plan. No workshops. No agenda blocks pretending to be deep work. Mornings are for slow coffees, not heavy thinking. Arvos are for the pool, the beach, the Bintangs.
This week is all about youse. You're the reason we've had the year we've had — and this is when we get to give a little back. This is to say Terima Kasih.
NBH's way of saying thanks. You're the reason this year went the way it did — show up, switch off, and let it land.
Maximum chill.
No workshops, no whiteboards, no "quick syncs". Just bonding, beaches, and Bintangs. That's the whole brief.
Pool, beach, spa, a big night out, a quiet morning with a book. Whatever it is — be here for it. Phones down sometimes.
The plan is — there is no plan.
Dig in.
Where you're staying, what we could get up to, the flights and the days, the boring-but-load-bearing visa bit, and the crew.
Viola Villa — 9 beds, sleeps 24, epic pool, karaoke, beach clubs on the doorstep. Photos + an interactive map.
What we could get up to — beach clubs, surf, Ubud, Uluwatu, Nusa, rafting, spas. Build your perfect Bali day.
Flights, the day-by-day (intentionally light), meals, and a before-you-fly checklist.
Visa, customs, the Bali levy, what to pack, how money works, how to get home at 2am, and a FAQ.
Who's coming — and a look back at the legends who got us here.
Tell us you're in, flag any dietary stuff, and vote on which Bali things you're keen for.
The Camp 2026 playlist.
The villa's got speakers and a karaoke set. One shared playlist, everyone contributes — make a banger or three before you fly.
Add your bangers → (link coming)Rule #11: whoever finds this owes the camp one round of Bintangs at the villa. We don't make the rules. (We do, actually. This is now a rule.)